Monster Joke

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Okay, I made this one up myself so feel free to groan.

Q. What did the grandma monster say when she saw her grandson after 3 years?

A. He's grue-some (grew some)



Okay, not exactly gramatically correct. But you have to admit you thought about laughing for a minute there.

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